賀新年快樂－培迪的痞客邦部落格

【除夕夜:慶團圓】

吃雞:起家

吃魚:年年有餘

吃菜頭:好采頭

吃豆乾:會升官

吃年糕:步步高升

吃發粿:會發囉

吃橘子:大吉利

吃土豆:活到老老老

<吃雞就想到雞的笑話>

【小姐，你像雞】

春嬌從計程車下車，

志明司機突然從車里探出頭：

春嬌小姐，你像雞！

女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。

志明司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。

然後春嬌突然想起追著車喊：

志明運將，對啦，對啦，

我相機，我相機！

《轉貼網路笑話.名字自己加的》

【恭賀大家新喜】

新年到大人小孩

歡喜過新年

穿新衣囝仔笑咪咪

添一歲過年喜洋洋

臉帶微笑恭喜!恭喜!發大財

收紅包眉開眼笑

幾家歡樂幾家愁祝福大家過年好

春節不愉快清除

祝福歡喜過新年

春天慢慢來了百花也群爭豔

趁春節出門踏踏青青春莫留白

春到福到財到祝福您們好采頭

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恭喜恭喜*詹雅雯

引用此篇語法如下：感恩

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<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>吃雞:起家</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>    吃魚:年年有餘</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>吃菜頭:好采頭</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>吃豆乾:會升官</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>  吃年糕:步步高升</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>吃發粿:會發囉</font></span></span></div>
<div align=center><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: rgb(213,200,254); FONT-SIZE: 20pt"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 16pt"><font color=#ff9f40>吃橘子:大吉利</font></span></span></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ff8080>志明司機突然從車里探出頭：</font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ff8080>春嬌小姐，你像雞！</font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ff8080>女臉一紅，罵到：你他X的像隻鴨。<br> </font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ff8080><font color=#ff8080>志明</font>司機聽了不爽,然後就快速開走了。<br> <br>然後春嬌突然想起追著車喊：</font></div><font color=#ff8080>
<div align=center><br>志明運將，對啦，對啦，</div>
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<div align=center>我相機，我相機！</div>
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<div align=center></div><font color=#ffff80>《轉貼網路笑話.名字自己加的》</font></font></span></span></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ff9f40 size=4>【恭賀大家新喜】 </font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>新年到 </font><font color=#ffffff size=4>大人小孩</font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>歡喜過新年 </font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>穿新衣囝仔笑咪咪 </font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>添一歲過年喜洋洋</font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>臉帶微笑恭喜!恭喜!發大財 </font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>收紅包眉開眼笑</font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>幾家歡樂幾家愁 </font><font color=#ffffff size=4>祝福大家過年好</font></div>
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<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>春節</font><font color=#ffffff size=4>不愉快清除</font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>祝福歡喜過新年</font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>春天慢慢來了百花也群爭豔</font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>趁春節出門踏踏青青春莫留白</font></div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4></font> </div>
<div align=center><font color=#ffffff size=4>春到福到財到祝福您們好采頭<br></font></div>
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